Hoops, pal.
Sideways stripes.
Volume set to Glasgow.
Two clubs. One laundry problem.
Who’s more famous,
ya daft bastards?!
CELTICGLASGOW
ŽALGIRISVILNIUSDifferent accents. Same washing line.
Even the ref’s asking the pie man.
Celtic / ŽalgirisAll banter. Nae official business.
CELTICGLASGOW · THE HOOPSŽALGIRISVILNIUS · THE STRIPES
← CelticDrag to settle absolutely nothing.Žalgiris →
Stripes, mate.
Same colours.
Different spin cycle.
Absolutely lost.
Booked his reflection.
Appeal pending.
The match report / 01
Both teams scored.
Probably.
Twenty outfield players.
One referee updating his CV.
“That’s ma teammate!”
“Aye? Tell him that.”
Both benches celebrate.
VAR checks the laundry labels.
“Who’s Celtic?”
Twenty hands go up.
A wee history lesson / 02
Famous.
For the wrong reasons.
9SWITZERLAND
0LITHUANIA
“Nine–nil? Were ye defending
or holding the door open?”
Paris Olympics · 25 May 1924.
Real score. Imaginary pub commentary. Match record ↗
A wee illustrated wind-up, not an archive photograph.
Now your turn, Glasgow / 03
Eight past Celtic.
Nae hiding now.
8MOTHERWELL
0CELTIC
“Eight–nil? Aye, Lithuania
only let in one more.”
Fir Park · 30 April 1937 · Scottish League.
Celtic’s record defeat. The score’s real. The cheek’s ours. Club history ↗
A newly illustrated wind-up. Not an authentic 1937 team photograph.
From the cheap seats / 04
Big mouths.
Wee attention spans.
Fresh nonsense from a commentator
who’s definitely lost the plot.
“Haw, ref. Ye’ve booked yer own reflection.”FIRST CORRECT BOOKING ALL NIGHT
“Man of the match? The pie man. Nae contest.”CONSISTENT DELIVERY. STRONG FINISH.
“VAR’s checking it. They’ve found the ball so far.”PROGRESS, PAL
“Away kit? Aye. The same one, but further away.”TACTICAL GENIUS
Last orders
Right. Who’s buying?
Pick a side. Start a pub argument.
Your pick only. No votes counted. No friendships guaranteed.
The original pub poster — for the group chat
